The Mormon and the MILF

Tyler was going to be doing his first ever door to door soliciting as a Mormon. He Put on his Briefs, long socks, short dress pants and a tight fit white shirt. He was just old enough to go by himself door to door, and this Saturday after a long week at his high school he was going to spread the good word of God. He started off his journey in good spirits, but he was quickly losing hope. Most people slammed the door in his face, while some just snatched his pamphlet and told him they already found Jesus. He was About to give up hope when she answered the door.

She was taller than he was ( 5’8” vs 5’6”) and was wearing a low cut T shirt and mom jeans. Her chest was on the large side and she had blue eyes and dark blonde hair. “Hello handsome, what brings you to the door?” Tyler could not bring his eyes off her chest and he stuttered as he handed her a pamphlet. “Do you want to come inside?” She asked in her soft voice. ” Uh, Uh I’d love to come inside you, I mean your house.” He felt so embarrassed, but she didn’t seem to notice much.