Post Reception Surprise

I asked about his heritage and he replied “my grandma was 100% Italian”. He also had a little Irish… French… German… “Heinz 57″. I strongly encouraged Evan to consider going into modeling, I said to him “you’re gorgeous”, I even offered some connections since my daughter does some child modeling. He gave me that sheepish grin and replied he’s been approached several times but would feel awkward doing it. Evan then asked me how old I was so I asked him to guess. He responded “28?” I told him to keep guessing.. He replied “32”? I replied “no… . 47… . ” He looked at me in disbelief, with his mouth wide open and he responded “Shit! You’re older than my mom”! I responded… ”I was born in 1971″ Evan replied … “I was born in 2000. ”

I started laughing and replied- “wow- I just fucked a millennium baby. ” I asked Evan how old his mom was, he replied “she just turned 40. ” I laughed even harder, my hand grasping his… and I whispered “do you realize the first time I got laid… you’re mom was only 10 years old!” Evan ran the calculations in his head realizing I was 17 at the time… . And laughingly replied… “I beat you, I was 14!” I told Evan he was quite experienced in the bedroom for someone who was just 18. His response was “friends with benefits… . Lots of benefits… …. ” I smiled and replied “so you get laid on a daily basis?” He didn’t respond verbally but gave me that wide “light up the room” grin again and I didn’t have to ask any further.