Asian fever

Uncle Matthew was in his late 40’s with graying hair. People would often tell him that he resembled a roughed up version of Paul Newman. From what James remember as a child, Uncle Matthew switched girlfriends like he switched underwear. Looking back, he recalled that most of the women that Uncle Matthew dated were often younger then him and were of Asian decent. When asked why he always had Asian girlfriends, Uncle Matthew would reply “because I love eating Chinese food”. Uncle Matthew never settled down with one woman which explains why he never had children of his own. Therefore he treated James like his own son, often times inviting James over to stay the weekend at his house. James remembers that Uncle Matthew always had the coolest toy’s and video games so he always looked forward to staying the weekend at Uncle Matthew’s house. Even though he was no longer the 9 yr old boy, Uncle Matthew still saw James as a little kid and still invites him to stay over.

There was one instance that James will never forget; an instance that solidified James sexual view toward Leah and Asian women for as long as he shall live and came to the true understanding of why his Uncle Matthew loved Asian women the way he did, especially the ones with the coy but whorish likes of Leah. He was staying over at Uncle Matthew’s house one summer weekend. In the middle of the night, James was woken up by a thirst that was caused by all the chips and pizza he had eaten earlier in the night. As he walked downstairs to the kitchen, he noticed that Uncle Matthews bedroom door had be left partially open and could hear the distinct sounds of rhythmic sexual moans coming from a foreign woman. Still believing that his Uncle Matthew was watching some sort of porn, he could not resist the temptation of walking by and stealthy peering in to see. The fact that hallway was dark coupled with the sounds, it was nearly impossible that Uncle Matthew could hear or see that James was outside.