The customer is always naughty

I booted the computer and saw what was wrong right away. It appeared she disconnected her router and modem while cleaning, and reconnected them wrongly. I put the cables in the right places and saw the green lights were now lit correctly, though I could not get access. While I was figuring it out she came in with lemonade and gave me a glass. I gladly drank it, and as I was done she suggested something stronger. I was surprised and replied I wanted to focus on fixing the problem.

A few minutes went by and I was done. In a failed attempt to fix her error using the hotline service of her internet provider, she managed to disable the network adapter on her computer. I had shown her she could browse again. Though the auto-fill on her browser revealed some interesting browsing choices, with porn sites being a popular destination. She was happy to see the problem fixed, complimented me, and gave me the money. The tip was nearly as high as the tariff, so I made sure she was not wrong. She was not, though she insisted I join her for a drink. I did not mind. She was a pleasant woman, and I did enjoy her company.