The adventures of Buttman and Cuntwoman

“So, Buttman we cross paths again. You are out manned and out dicked today. In fact I will go so far as to say you are fucked.” Overtight Ass brags.

“Aren’t you going to tell us all the details of your secret plan? So that we know we have no hope of defeating you?” I say with a shaky voice, fucking her plan in the ass with my words.

“That’s true, you can’t do anything about it. First we are going to elect Republicans to Congress, and the Senate, then the White House. We will repeal every contraception right and abortion right and privacy right, putting everyone at the mercy of their employers.” she brags.

“You’ve already done that.” I note.

“See, I told you you can’t stop it. Then, we will steal all your money from you, by hedge fund scams, and bailout scams, and mortgage scams, and even little old bank robberies like this one. And we will takeover all the liberal businesses and raid your pension funds, and benefits funds, and even child care funds. Then we will pass harsh anti-drug laws to send you lawless fornicators to prison, while we pass the No Fuck No Work law. Employers will be the only people who can fuck you without going to jail. You will never fuck your sweet wife again.” she threatens.