The adventures of Buttman and Cuntwoman
“We have been attacked, most likely by the Moral Minority. Their repression of sex in our society must come to an end! They are undoubtedly going to escalate criminal activities to try to sell the Immoral Majority on their prurient, self serving restrictions. No more Guilt! Use your crime fighting powers to cock block their crime wave and take them down, shorts and all! All the young women cum with me! The rest of you, deploy back to your neighborhoods and monitor your police scanners. Handle each call as if the future of our country depends on it! It does!” Beaver Splitter urges us, as he ushers the young women back to his chambers, no doubt seeking to discover and develop their crime fighting powers too. Reinforcements would be a good thing in a National crisis.
We are no sooner in the car, than we get a call “Domestic disturbance, 1423 Dorothy NE”. “Step on it!” Cuntwoman cries out, as I floor the accelerator on the red Prius. We are only blocks away, and are the first responders.
“You take the wife. I’ll isolate the husband.” Cuntwoman says, the red hair around her tight pussy glistening with arousal. This is what we do. This is what we live for. She arches her back, thrusting out her breasts, as she moves toward the yelling husband. He is an average height latino, dark and swarthy, maybe 5’7″, essentially the same height as my wife, 150 to 175 lbs, maybe a little heavier than she is, dressed in a wife beater undershirt and tighty-whitety briefs. My sexray vision detects he is only about average in endowment. Cuntwoman does not hesitate. She swipes a hand down into her sweet slit, then in a beautiful circular block inserts her fingers into his open mouth. He instantly stops yelling and starts putting his best Latin lover moves on my wife. She is prepared for him, yanking down his briefs, doing a sweep kick to take his legs out, midair pommel horse dismount, as she jams his now hard cock into her tight pussy. He is grunting and thrusting inside her before their knees even touch the carpet.