I fucked the shit out of your mom-1

Second, attitude. A fine woman doesn’t want to be pampered, she wants to be directed. Here is my cock, you suck it now. Your dad probably had to buy her some mega pricey diamonds if he even wanted her to look at his dick.
Next thing I know, I’m parked across the street with my cock out pumping it beneath my steering wheel. And holy shit did I want your mom to come over to lick every drop of cum out of my balls. So I jizzed onto your driveway and left, wondering how the hell I was going to get that pussy.

But it wasn’t even that hard, dipshit. All thanks to you. It only took a little research to learn mystery MILF and you happened to live in the same house. And that she got jizzed in and popped you out of her coocher. No I swear, that’s what it says in the county register, word for word.
Anyway, I’ve known you for how long, since we were kids.

If you had warned me earlier that your mom was so fine, I would have banged her years ago and we wouldn’t have to be having this talk right now. It was honestly a little selfish of you not to offer her to me back then.
I know, you and I didn’t always used to get along. Growing up, there was always some tension. But that was natural, dude, it wasn’t personal. There are just three kinds of people: the alphas, the normals, and the betas. And for a beta like you, it’s inescapable. Even the normals could see that you were weak and they were picking shit with you.