Halloween costume party

“That’s a lot of semen to swallow. Can you overdose on that stuff?”

“No. I did the research. I talked to my doctor. He said spunk is actually good for you. Man mustard contains aboutonia, ascorbic acid, blood-group antigens, calcium, chlorine, cholesterol, choline, citric acid, creatine, deoxyribonucleic acid, fructose, glutathione, hyaluronidase, inositol, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, purine, pyrimidine, pyruvic acic, sodium, sorbitol, spermidine, spermine, urea, uric acid, vitamin B12, and zinc. Whew! That’s a mouthful. And it only contains approximately 15 calories per serving.”

“What? Did you suck your doctor off too?”

“Uh…as a matter of fact…”

“Well, I guess I’m just going to have to drink a fifth of Jack Daniels before I open my mouth to get fucked twenty times. You know, anesthetize my tonsils.”

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After their last classes the four girls returned to their apartment and decided to try on their costumes. They hadn’t had time at the boutique, because Emily had insisted first on stopping at another store to buy new toys.