Halloween costume party

“Where? The one time I did go with you to Willie Woo’s some dude bit my dick so hard the teeth marks didn’t go away for two weeks.”

“This Willie Woo guy who owns the glory hole dive has a new deal. A Halloween haunted house filled with hot college chicks in costumes who’ll suck your dick for a hundred bucks. He’s advertising it as Witchy Poo’s Haunted Hooter House.”

“Oh yeah?”

“Oh yeah! Ask Jim. He’s been there already. Three times. He says these chicks are totally hot. Young and ripe with great hooters. They let you play with their boobies while they peel your banana.”

“Man…I don’t know…”

“Everybody wears costumes so nobody gets recognised.”

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“Roxanne, you can make a thousand bucks in one night! How long does it take you to make that at Wendy’s flipping burgers?”

“Yeah, Sandra, but sucking off strangers? I just don’t know.”

Roxanne and Sandra, both sophomores at State, shared an on-campus apartment with two sisters, Emily and Emily.

“Do you know half the dudes you’ve hooked up with at frat parties in a drunken stupor, Roxanne?”