DIARY OF A TEENAGE MILKMAN

If I lied and said it had been Alison then the same would happen, I didn’t know her but I couldn’t have her seen as the butt of c***dish teenage jokes and notoriety locally, even if she did already have a somewhat coloured reputation as a “Hoor”. So I lied, a different lie, but not a lie just a series of half-truths. I told him I had been with two girls my own age, one slightly younger than me, the other a month or two older, I told him it was the result of a bet in school, which I lost, according to them, it was a win win for me. I said we had been arguing about a topic in one of our classes at school and we had settles on a wager to see who was in the right, I had blurted out that if I was right they would have to suck my cock, something that wouldn’t happen even in my wildest dreams at that age. They had rather foolishly not thought the wager through because as soon as I said they’d have to suck my cock one of the girls retorted “right, but if you lose then you have to lick oor fannies.” I told Jake that I did a good impression of someone considering the bet before reluctantly agreeing to the terms. When I told him that I had lost the bet and had indeed licked their fannies, to be blunt about the matter. Of course he pestered me for the names of the two foolish girls who’d made the wager with me but I declined to tell him, so I came out of the tale on the winning side, I might not have got the blowjob I’d hoped for, but I did get to eat two fresh practically hairless cunts. It made him laugh and he told everyone the story over the coming weeks, so much so that several girls in my class at school asked me who it had been? I refused to tell, a gentleman to the last. Linda on the other hand knew the true story.