DIARY OF A TEENAGE MILKMAN

Linda released my hair and sat up to face me, “That was the most incredible orgasm I’ve ever had in my whole fucking life you sweet boy, you are fucking, fucking amazing. God boy, that can’t be the first time you’ve ever eaten a pussy, it just can’t be?” She kissed me, nearly eating my face in the process, her tongue entering my mouth, working its way round my teeth before finding my own. I was still a bit out of breath but did my best to reciprocate, she sucked on my tongue, then my bottom lip giving it soft nibbles, she was still shaking and our teeth kept banging together. Her hands were all over me, rubbing up and down my back, grabbing my arse cheeks, squeezing them then grabbing my head to pull my mouth closer. I tried to return her urges though I was a bit limited, just a touch on her back had her shivering, an attempt to play with her tits had her meowing like a cat, shaking and pulling away from me, only to pull me even closer, squashing her breasts against my chest so I couldn’t reach her nipples. After a few minutes she drew back, looked me in the eyes and said “I don’t care what the time is, you have to fuck me, fuck me now Scott, I want you inside me”
“Oh my God” I thought to myself, “It was one thing lying back and getting my first blowjob, another experiencing my first ever taste of pussy, but my first fuck? face to face, looking each other in the eyes, with a woman thirty years older than me? not far short of being old enough to be my grandmother? If all that had gone before had not been daunting enough, the prospect of my first ever fuck? a word I would in later life hate when used in this context, seeing it as a bit disrespectful to the partner in the act, ok, I’m a bit old fashioned in that respect, wouldn’t go too far though, suffice to say I find it far sexier and much more of a turn on when someone says “Make love to me”, on the West coast of Scotland “Fuck me” is more often used as an exclamation of disbelief, usually when something unexpected happens, but here I was, a few days shy of my sixteenth birthday and a forty six year old woman who despite her age I found attractive in an experienced, very well preserved, sexually alluring way, was telling me to fuck her. Which brings me to my next problem, not the time constraint, not my willingness to perform the act, and definitely not the physical ability to perform? That husky voice, those big brown eyes, those hot full lips, think Angelina if she was really as beautiful as popular media have tried to convince us she actually is. Linda was way better looking, Isabella Rossellini in her prime, to my eyes she was beautiful, even now, in here late seventies Linda still looks twenty five years younger, not that I’d be having sex with a seventy six year old woman, would I ? We did have the odd “birthday” encounter until she was into her sixties, she ended these trysts, not me, though I’d reached the same conclusion myself the previous year but couldn’t bring myself to broach the subject.