Chat fight: Fury vs Kirk-3
Kirk: trying to get time to ease the pain to my buns and spine after missing my butt bomb attempt…crowd APPLAUDING both rasslers as they can see once again they are giving it their all as they always do rassling against each other…
Fury: crawl to the opposite corner and and pull up to my boots and see you across the ring, come racing over all of a sudden and then drop down for a baselball slide into your groin, your fans shout MOVE KID, my fans chant HOME RUN
Kirk: my aching body sore…rubbing my face after that claw…don’t see you coming…hear the shouts of my fans too late…
Kirk: OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG those boots slam into the Kid’s crotch hardddddddddddddddd…almost throw up from the impact…
Kirk: bare buttocks thrust back toward the ring post…double over laying face down on the canvas…hands under me rubbing my crippled crotch…toes of my boots tapping the canvas…moaning out in pure painnnnnnn…
Kirk: COWBOY HAS HIT THE HOME RUN ON THE KID AND HIS FANS ARE GOING BALLISTIC…KIDS FANS GROANING IN SYMPATHY FOR THE KID…