Basic training

“Jeez!” she exclaimed playfully.

“What’s the matter?”

“I’m starting to think it’s all you’re fault!” she said teasingly.

“What is?” I asked puzzled.

“All this gas I seem to have!” she said. “I never have this much!”

Seeing as this was going to be played as some sort of game, I replied jokingly, “Well, I do like to think I bring the best out in women.”

She laughed and cried out, “I guess you do!”

I chuckled a little myself, and asked, “Have some more do ya?”

“I do!” she replied in a playful tone. “I hope it’s a big one too! It will serve you right for bringing them out of me!”

I laughed despite myself. I found this little game extremely fun and erotic as hell to play, so I continued to play along by saying, “Hey, I’m in pretty damn good shape! Go ahead, just try and knock me down!”

She giggled, and said threateningly, “Oh I will! Hope you’re bracing yourself!”

Taking my cue, I got my nose in as close as possible to her crack and waited in excited anticipation for her to fart. My wont was MORE than fulfilled when she finally let it rip. It was huge! It was so loud that it echoed throughout the room! Even though she’d f***ed it out, it was still pretty damn long in duration! I was hit by a massive amount of putrid gas as she expelled her fart with exertion, and I found the odor positively mind-blowing! It pierced and fed my every sexual need!! There was nothing else I would have desired more!